𝑑𝑢𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

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[earps]

If you were a dog, what kind of dog would you be?

[ no, she hasn't been drinking. much. ]

[castle]

[ wynonna — what? ]

come on now

pitbull

[ don't talk about how he had that answer ready. ]

[earps]

[ somehow the most surprising and the least surprising answer all in one. ]

Is that because your bark's worse than your bite?

[ yeah. she went there. ]

[castle]

what's that about my bark

[ please emphasize your criticisms, earp. ]

[earps]

[ who said it was a criticism, castle? ]

Didn't say a thing about it.

[castle]

[ he's on to you. ]

oh yeah?
and what do you think is yours?

something small? yappy?

[ yeah, he went there. ]

[earps]

[ oh. no. he. didn't. ]

Not so small and yappy when I'm kicking your ass, am I?

[ maybe the yapping part. she'll give him that much. but the rest, uh uh no way. ]

[castle]

[ absolutely the yapping part. ]

wait hold on

having trouble recalling this ass kicking you're using as reference

[ oh, those cute little buttons. ]

[earps]

[ she's not going to throw her device across the room, because that would be bad. ]

It's fine if you don't remember, considering how hard you had your bell rung.

[ we are decisively not amused. ]

By me. Doing that.

[castle]

yeah might have gone loose somewhere

cause all i'm remembering is a string of noise coming out of your mouth while your arms were swinging

[ he's never getting laid again. ]

[earps]

[ let's put it this way: there may be some crawling required. ]

That's funny, you don't always seem to have a problem with the noises coming out of my mouth.

[castle]

[ he'll work his way back up to it. ]

did i say i had a problem with them?

only that they're pretty vivid in my memory

[earps]

[ maybe. ]

Well. Good.

Always... happy to leave an impression.

[castle]

told you

you make it difficult to forget

[ how'd it even steer back around to this? ]

[earps]

[ hell if she knows. ]

You know what else is difficult to forget?

[ the part where you called her “yappy,” frank. ]

[castle]

you'll have to remind me

[ this is entirely her fault. she's rubbed herself, literally and figuratively, too hard on him. ]

[earps]

[ not enough to wear him down by any means. ]

The way you use my name.

[ see, she can redirect too. ]

[castle]

which time?

[ he's not stupid; but maybe he wants to hear (read?) her talk about it. ]

[earps]

[ oh, so now she has to come out and say (type?) it? ]

The last time you were here.

[ but also: all the times. ]

[castle]

[ it's cuter when it comes directly from her. ]

oh yeah?

i cam make it much more memorable than that.

[ challenge? ]

[earps]

Oh yeah?

Think I'd like to see that for myself.

[ well, if he is offering... ]

[castle]

maybe you will

[ but because it's frank: ]

after you prove you can kick my ass

[earps]

I hope you like the taste of your words, 'cause I'm about to make you eat 'em.

[ don't. ]

[castle]

[ there's a huge wide opening there — but he won't use it. not today. ]

cute playground talk you got there, earp

[earps]

[ impressive; she wouldn't have been nearly as able to curb that impulse. ]

What, does it make you want to pull my pigtails or something?