𝑑𝑢𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

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[castle]

[ if it was anyone else, he'd roll his eyes at such a ridiculous lie. but it's diana who's a veil of mystery in all sorts of endless ways, which makes him actually wonder if that's truth.

because again, what does diana even do when she isn't prowling the streets like a saint? ]

does look like a pretty cozy blanket

[monomachy]

[yeah that's right, keep thinking she's all mysterious and whatnot. her plan is working perfectly.]

It is. You should try it.

[is this a come on or is she just keeping up the act? who knows]

[castle]

[ he's gotten plenty of misfires today, but she's so smooth, this one has to be on purpose, right? ]

that an invitation?

[monomachy]

[for fuck's sake frank, what gave you the idea diana is smooth]

It could be.

[castle]

[ if you look like diana, everything's smooth. ]

you made it a pretty easy sell

[monomachy]

[don't let her know you think that she'll be so embarrassed]

I guess I'm just a natural.

[castle]

[ as if frank would ever say it out loud. ]

wouldn't be the first time you sold me on your bedsheets

[ aaaaaaaaaaaay ]

[monomachy]

[WHO'S SMOOTH NOW]

If this keeps happening, I'll have to count you as a guaranteed sell. Then you'll never be rid of me.