𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

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[shoplifter]

Sí.

[castle]

it was locked

[shoplifter]

So was your window.


I used it, it needs a new latch.

[castle]

[ jesus christ ]

kid you can't go around breaking into shit like that

[ never mind when he does it. do what i say, not what i do. ]

[shoplifter]

But I'm very good at breaking into shit.





I was on the roof to avoid people, and I smelled peanut butter.
I like peanut butter a lot.

[castle]

just because you're good at it doesn't mean you do it

[ WHICH IS THE MOST HYPOCRITICAL THING OUT OF FRANK CASTLE'S MOUTH.

but he typed it so it doesn't count. ]

how the hell you smell peanut butter in my place from there

[ even if you could smell that well, wouldn't you just smell everything else around too? how do powers work?? ]

[shoplifter]

I have a very good nose.

How do you think I knew which apartment was yours?

[Did she just tell him she can track him just by his Frankness?

Yes.

... Oh, sorry. 'Peteness'.]

is this tag a special ashlee easter egg

[castle]

well apparently they call me stinky pete

[ not that he does. he cleans up fairly well, okay. ]

GASPS LOUDLY

[shoplifter]

Oh, yes. You are very stinky. The stinkiest.
We can send you to any monsters, they will run if they have noses.

[.............. c:]

[castle]

that's usually how they react
i'm unstoppable once you get me stomping around
my body odor's ensured victory

[ alright, settle down, you little troll. ]

[shoplifter]

[Stop it, you; she's eleven and thinks this is all the funniest thing.

It makes her forget she's brooding, just a little.]

Must be why you do not have anything decent in your kitchen.
If you did, you would smell more like food and get yourself eaten.

[... Yes, she's just scooping out peanut butter and eating it, right now.]

[castle]

shit kid
you're uncovering all my secrets

[ surprise, pete's sense of humor is literally the equivalent to a child's.

this is why no one ever gets him. ]

have a feeling there'll be even less food there when i get back

[shoplifter]

You must have some kind of power, knowing these things.
It's not like there is very much to begin with. Very bad choices.

[castle]

yeah i'm an a class psychic
watch out

there isn't much cause i didn't intend to stay in town long

[ frank, you're never busting out of this joint, get over it. ]

[shoplifter]

Rookie mistake.

[Laura, where'd you even hear 'rookie'-]

If you want out of the cell, you need to find the nurse with the keycard.
That's when you can run.

[castle]

[ he almost asks what the hell she's talking about; then he remembers what she'd told him before about her experiences. ]

don't think the keycard is gonna get us out of here

[shoplifter]

The keycard isn't always keycard-shaped, I think.






Can you stop and get cornflakes?
Or bread.

[castle]

[ — she's not wrong. he almost asks what she thinks is this place's "keycard", but decides against it. ]

just how many boxes are we talking

[shoplifter]

Lots.
Don't you eat them? They're good.

[castle]

[ lots. christ. ]

yeah i guess i like me some cornflakes

need some milk too
or do you chow down with your hands

[shoplifter]

I like both.



:)



That is a smiling face.
I learned it today.

[castle]

oh yeah?

what about this one

:|

who's that look like

[shoplifter]

Like you, I think.
Is it supposed to be you?

"Why are you in my apartment? :| :| :|"

[castle]

yeah you got no proof of that

[ she doesn't need it. ]

more like this one

>:|

all in the brows

[ who's the adult here? ]

[shoplifter]

Are you making that face while you type it?
People will stare at you funny in the store.