𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

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[castle]

i see a single pineapple on that pizza
i'm kicking your whole house down

see how you fix that

[ yeah, he's paying attention. ]

[earps]

Oh, I'd love to see you try.

[ try going through her first, harry. this place may be a shithole but it's her shithole now. ]

No, really. I think I could totally expand the living room by knocking down one of these walls. You wouldn't happen to have a sledgehammer lying around, would you?

[castle]

[ jesus christ. ]

you were complaining it was too big
now you're gonna make it bigger

[earps]

Well, you were right. I really don't need this dining room table.

[ especially because she still can't look at it straight-on. ]

Might as well convert it into valuable party space.

[castle]

you sure you aren't just looking for more shit for me to do around your place

[ maybe he should be moving in. the constant travel to her place is hell. ]

[earps]

What if I'm just trying to help you build your business?

[ she might not be entirely selfish, pete. ]

[castle]

what, you talking me up on the streets
bragging out my skills

[ 10/10 would have this guy fix my broken shit again, he remembers. ]

[earps]

I might have done some name-dropping at the bar.

[ don't read that much into it. ]

[castle]

feel like i should be more worried than grateful

[ what do you say about him, is the question. ]

[earps]

Let me ask you this: you been getting more business lately or less?

[ there you go. ]

[castle]

does it really count if 50% of business is taping your house together

[ it's too easy to give her credit. ]

[earps]

Well, I think the results speak for themselves, don't you?

[ her sink isn't doing that annoying leaky thing anymore. ]

[castle]

if i was really doing such a great job, i shouldn't be ending up back at your place as often as i do

[ because obviously that's the only reason he's ever there. ]

[earps]

You could just say you like my coffee, you know.

[ just putting it out there. ]

[castle]

it's tolerable

[ is he talking about the coffee? of course. ]

[earps]

Someday you'll tighten that last screw and then we can only see each other on a purely monster-fighting basis.

[ yep. that'll happen. ]