𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

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[earps]

Better keep my mouth busy then.

God, if you didn’t know I liked you already you’d know from my willingness to actually go hiking just so I could tap that ass.

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[castle]

well shit

maybe i should make it a requirement to jog in place for at least 15 minutes every time before sex

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[earps]

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

You already give me a pretty big workout once the clothes come off.

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[castle]

maybe i just want to test just how much you like me

or how far you're willing to go to "tap that ass"

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[earps]

Fine.

But instead of jogging in place, my vote goes to a 15-minute-long dance party. Really get those hips limbered up first.

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[castle]

so now you're trying to get me to dance

afraid those hips don't work that way

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[earps]

Oh, I’ve seen you dance and I know exactly how those hips don’t lie.

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[castle]

think you got it all mixed up

these hips are filthy liars

text;

[earps]

Oh, they’re filthy alright. Especially when they meet up with mine.

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[castle]

well yours are a pretty bad influence
make mine do all kinds of unspeakable things

text;

[earps]

Sure, sure.

Point the finger at mine all you want, but yours have gotten up to some shit lately and we both know it.

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[castle]

don't know what shit you're talking about

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[earps]

That's exactly what an owner of guilty hips would say.

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[castle]

you're the one always coming back to these hips

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[earps]

Well, nobody's perfect.

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[castle]

you are to me

[ what ]

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[earps]

[ picture a rapid series of blinks and maybe wynonna's mouth opening and closing a few times, because that's absolutely what's happening. ]

Hey, no fair. You can't spring shit like that on a girl when she's not expecting it.

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[castle]

[ says the girl who said the l-word whiled naked and high on the back of her truck. ]

pretty sure you sprung a certain surprise on me first

now i do what i want

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[earps]

[ isn't that how everyone confesses their feelings? ]

Yeah, yeah. Just because I got all lovey-dovey on you doesn't mean you can pull sweet boyfriend carte blanche. Time and place, buster.

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[castle]

oh yeah?

and what's the schedule on that?
wouldn't want to get penalized for being too soft on my girlfriend

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[earps]

Well, I can think of only one instance in which you wouldn't want to be too soft.

But that's never been an issue for us, anyway.

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[castle]

careful

you might start jinxing it

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[earps]

Nah, I think it likes me.

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[castle]

i don't know what gives you that idea

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[earps]

The fact that I know you keep a gun tucked in the back part of your waistband and not in your front pocket.