𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

Comments

[earpiest]

Oh, really? I would’ve guessed 42.

[castle]

suit yourself
i'm not offended

i'd guess you were 16

[earpiest]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Now you’re just being rude. Come on, Frank, you’re not totally clueless about women. Stop playing dumb.

[castle]

well i'm sure if i gave the vague guess of early 20s, you'd say i was undermining your potential as a mature established woman

[earpiest]

Right now I think you’re undermining your chances to be in my good books but okay

[castle]

i asked one simple question

[earpiest]

when’s your birthday?

[castle]

later

[ he's not risking getting any surprises. ]

[earpiest]

😿

[castle]

i tell you and then i get a shit ton of balloons or a parade

i ain't about that

[earpiest]

or you consider the fact that I’m not totally out of touch with your personality
and accepted that you’d just get breakfast in bed cooked by me instead of Wynonna
so you get to sleep in with cuddles and not get food poisoning

[castle]

[ ... well, shit. that's not terrible. ]

that a promise?
nothing over the top?

[earpiest]

Pinky promise, even. Come on, spill those birthday beans.

[castle]

[ he's gonna have regrets.

so many regrets.

ugh. ]

november 15

[earpiest]

Thank you!!!

😊

[castle]

use that information responsibly, please

[earpiest]

Oh, I do everything responsibly. I swear.

[castle]

you'd be the first earp who does

[earpiest]

( there's an uncharacteristic pause before she replies. )

Excuse you?

[castle]

just teasing relax

[ he's doing great with this sibling-in-law thing. ]

[earpiest]

Nobody gets to talk nonsense about the Earps except the Earps.

[castle]

you're right
it was uncalled for

i apologize

[earpiest]

Are you being sass-tastic right now?

[castle]

i'm not

i can tell when i said shit i shouldn't have

[earpiest]

Okay. We're all good.