𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

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[castle]

if you lose

laundry on you
for a whole month

[earps]

[ ohhh, sir. ]

And if I win?

[castle]

tell me anything you want

[ anything. ]

[earps]

If you lose, spa day with me at the Red Sparrow. WITH mud baths.

[ never mind the fact that waverly might have already arranged it for her birthday before hell happened. ]

[castle]

[ wait — ]

what

[earps]

You know what I said, don't play.

[ not so interested in the bet now, are ya, harry? ]

[castle]

since when the hell you want to do spa shit

[earps]

Oh, I want to see YOU do spa shit. Big difference.

[castle]

what's appealing about wearing a robe and putting cucumbers in my eyes

[earps]

So you do know what you're in for, then. That helps.

I thought you'd at least be into the massage part.

[castle]

not unless it's your hands

[earps]

Oh wait, now I want to change mine.

If I win, I want a Frank Castle deep-tissue hand job.

Massage. You know what I mean.

[castle]

you're really worried about the conditions as if you're even gonna win

[earps]

I’ve got moves you’ve never even heard of, Harry. Of course I’m not worried about winning.

[castle]

and you think i've shown you everything?

[earps]

I really hope you haven't. It'll be even more satisfying when I wipe the barn with you.

[castle]

that overconfidence is really cute on you

[earps]

No no, that's not right. You're supposed to be hella intimidated.

[castle]

oh yeah i'm shaking in my boots

[earps]

Famous last words.

[castle]

all that cuteness
i might just die again

[ too soon, frank. ]

[earps]

God, that sense of humor of yours, I swear.

[ and she’s not talking about his other sense of humor either. ]

[castle]

my sense of humor is just fine
it puts up with yours doesn't it

[earps]

True, but I'm not looking to have you kick the bucket on me again any time soon.

[ uh oh, veering into the sincere territory. ]

[castle]

trust me i don't plan on going anywhere

[ remember when he'd say every day that he was outta here? ]