𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

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[endlessflask]

well
at least this is the shit hole we know right

[castle]

for the most part

[ it always has its surprises. ]

least i got the diner back

it's open if you're starving
just no liquor stock this time

[endlessflask]

well fortunately I have my trusty flask
and I could do with a plate of bacon and diner toast
I dont really know what it is about diner toast but you just cant recreate that shit at home

[castle]

now that's a man with damn good taste

can't do without that good american greasy shit

[endlessflask]

I think it's all the butter
at home you just don't get the same butter to toast ratio

[castle]

atmosphere magic or some shit

want a job
employees get free lunch
all the butter you want

[endlessflask]

as nice as it'd be to have an excuse to stare at you all day
i'll put the offer in my back pocket
there's a new counselor at the high school anyway who's probably better at his job than me so I might need to take you up on it eventually

[castle]

to be fair
there's not much of a difference between doing it at the school or the diner

both places got kids who don't know what the hell they're doing
they both want your help and they hate at the same time
can't escape babysitting

[endlessflask]

I find teenagers alarmingly terrifying
but I guess it makes sense that a literal nightmare town would slap me right in the middle of teenager central and force me to interact with them on a day to day basis

totally unrelated but
I was trying to keep to myself about it but I have to ask
did your little girl ever come back?

[castle]

she did

she's safe

[ as best as she can be. considering where they all live. ]

thought the worst was over but

turns out while i wasn't looking
she discovered boys

[ he's having a rough time right now. ]

[endlessflask]

rough
I remember when I discovered boys
you can let her know it's really all downhill from here if she doesn't start ignoring them again

[castle]

well i made the mistake of trying to tell her no boys
and now she's purposely making sure to do the exact opposite of what i tell her

pretty sure any words from my mouth aren't gonna do the trick anymore

[endlessflask]

big mood
buckle in for a few good years of being boy crazy before she realizes they're useless

[castle]

can't she just realize they're useless now

[endlessflask]

I wish I could say yes but
its been nearly two decades for me and I still dont realize how useless they are, either