mmmmaybe he gets a pic of her in the partially unbuttoned shirt snapped before she actually got around to putting said shorts on, face visibly flushed from her dance break as she flashes a grin at the camera. don't open it around any kid employees. ]
I had to record it for posterity. So you can see that these hips do not in fact lie.
maybe it's the familiarity of the sight or a little surprise in suddenly receiving it, but it does bring out a smile. one that he sure as hell isn't admitting to. ]
it ain't about a lie it's about why you're so determined to share it
[ and she won't say it out loud, but she missed this β the playful banter, that aspect of their relationship that had been painfully absent last month β and this is partly her way of resurrecting that. ]
Give you something to think about while you're pouring that hot hot coffee.
[ and it does. it gives him that ease that she's always been too good at managing to provide. an escape from the rest of the shit he deals with. a home even when he isn't there with her. ]
might want to be careful with that distract me too much and that hot hot coffee might end up spilling everywhere
[ it's enough to call her back to the early days of their relationship, long before he put a ring on it. and proof that whatever that quintessential it is, they've still got it. ]
As long as you don't burn anything important. Oh, probably customers too.
[ they'd had this long before they even realized it, but it was made even more obvious during the brief time it'd almost been lost. but as much as he holds his own resistances, he's never been more glad to have it back. ]
by that question, do you mean what am i making you for dinner
[ because there can't be any way she's in charge. ]
[ it might be something that gets misplaced or sidetracked from every now and then, but she doesnβt doubt their ability to hold onto it with everything theyβve got. because heβs part of what keeps her going in this place and she canβt take that for granted. ]
I said what I said. Iβm buying.
[ more like sheβs ordering and heβll be picking up on the way home. ]
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[ she needs some way to make folding laundry entertaining. ]
There might have been a lack of pants at said party.
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forget the dog
you trying to traumatize other eyes
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[ maybe. ]
And you're at work.
[ more likely. ]
Bogie's my sole witness here.
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if the kids catch you in your underwear i'm not defending you
[ you bring it on yourself to be hereafter known as "naked mom". ]
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Okay, but my defense, I was prepping to put on dryer-fresh shorts and then the song on the radio happened to be a banger.
You can't tell me you've never done that.
[ the first thing, not the second. she'd have a heart attack if she ever saw the man attempt so much as a single twerk. ]
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i've never done that
[ please, wynonna. ]
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Well, you wouldn't fit into my shorts anyway.
[ please, yourself. ]
Although if you're feeling adventurous, I won't stop you. Show off those gams more often.
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[ do you hear that? it's the exaggerated roll of his eyes. ]
but unlike you i don't usually go around stealing people's clothes
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[ oh, they can hear that in the next two haunted dreamvilles over. ]
Excuse me, it's borrowing. Besides, I think YOU like it when I put one of those plaids on and nothing else.
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[ call her out to distract her from the vision of him in her underwear. ]
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[ okay, she was thinking just shorts, but if we're talking underwear, that's a whole separate category. ]
And oh no, one of the buttons just popped open.
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[ is this a seduction method? ]
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mmmmaybe he gets a pic of her in the partially unbuttoned shirt snapped before she actually got around to putting said shorts on, face visibly flushed from her dance break as she flashes a grin at the camera. don't open it around any kid employees. ]
I had to record it for posterity. So you can see that these hips do not in fact lie.
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maybe it's the familiarity of the sight or a little surprise in suddenly receiving it, but it does bring out a smile. one that he sure as hell isn't admitting to. ]
it ain't about a lie
it's about why you're so determined to share it
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[ and she won't say it out loud, but she missed this β the playful banter, that aspect of their relationship that had been painfully absent last month β and this is partly her way of resurrecting that. ]
Give you something to think about while you're pouring that hot hot coffee.
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might want to be careful with that
distract me too much and that hot hot coffee might end up spilling everywhere
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As long as you don't burn anything important. Oh, probably customers too.
Question: what do you want for dinner?
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by that question, do you mean
what am i making you for dinner
[ because there can't be any way she's in charge. ]
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I said what I said. Iβm buying.
[ more like sheβs ordering and heβll be picking up on the way home. ]