𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

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text, un:harrington, misfires 1/???

[acidwashjeans]

hey babe

can you grab like
ten pints of rocky road at the store

2

[acidwashjeans]

and some peanut butter maybe



oh and eggs

3

[acidwashjeans]

the kids are planning another movie watching thing
dustin made a friend who hasn't seen that one with the dudes with pointy ears and magic
the one that's a million years long

4/5

[acidwashjeans]

so they'll be busy with that basically all weekend so we can have the hot tub to ourselves

okay i'm done

[acidwashjeans]

and hey also
would you rather do rob lowe or george michael
i'm pretty sure i know who you'd pick but i wanna know


[ this whole series of texts is sent within three minutes. steve's bored at work again ]

[castle]

[ jesus fucking christ.

he's pretty sure he isn't "babe" or at the very least he hopes not. last thing he needs is another shit going around calling him a dilf or whatever the hell it was.

he should ignore this really, but the damn texts don't stop, and he's almost prepared to throw the fluid right across the diner. ]

you can't keep your shit to one fucking text?

[acidwashjeans]

let me live jesus
work is SO boring right now



hey
you should come visit me

[castle]

how about you actually do some work
instead of slacking for some booty call or some shit

[acidwashjeans]

????????
are you sick?
have you got a fever or something???

wait i know
are you still mad at me because i said i didn't think the guy from that band you like looks hot?

[acidwashjeans]

[ except no. billy would never turn down sex ]

jesus fucking christ you're not billy
who the hell are you

[castle]

sure as hell isn't

not your babe billy
it's frank castle

[acidwashjeans]

[ fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuu-- ]

hi mr castle
sorry about this
i'm not sure what happened

[castle]

something fucked up
and it got to me
it happens

my question is
why the hell did it take you so long to figure out
and you don't need to send 40 texts when you could just send one

[acidwashjeans]

you both have the same way of replying??

[ you're both grumpy as shit ]


and i didn't send forty ok