𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑦𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑.

[castle]

deerlyBeloved: pupdaddy classic heartthrob with a tough exterior but a soft gooey center, this man is the ideal husband for you! all he needs for settling down is a warm loving pup, a steaming cup of joe, and a woman who doesn't mind smooching up a monstrous mouth with a talent for chowing down food and providing some unmentionable waist-down services. rough on thugs and gentle on the ladies, he's handy with a hammer, swift with a gun, and charming with a smile (if you can catch it!). a genuine heart who loves too much and will avenge you even beyond the grave, this rough road of a face makes for, not only a perfect soulmate for the lonely ladies, but also an ideal daddy for any kids looking to stamp in a thuggish but heartwarming parental figure into their lives.

( frank castle | 43 | male | wynonnasexual )

Comments

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[tagartist]

this was the most interesting "must love dogs" ad i've seen

[castle]

glad you're getting a kick of it

it's all a bunch of bullshit

[ the app, anyway. and 90% of whatever's been scribbled down for him.

... maybe 75%. ]

[tagartist]

it's the most entertainment i've had since i got here. way better than monsters and death

so you're not a thuggish but heartwarming parental figure? or was it the "waist down services" that they were exaggerating?
those two things totally don't belong in the same paragraph btw

[castle]

none of it belongs anywhere
it's not like i wrote the damn thing

i'm not looking for anything cozy and i'm not anybody's daddy

[tagartist]

it was a general observation not a personal critique, pete
adults really need to learn to laugh at this stuff more

[ She says like she is not technically also an adult. ]