𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑦𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑.

[castle]

deerlyBeloved: pupdaddy classic heartthrob with a tough exterior but a soft gooey center, this man is the ideal husband for you! all he needs for settling down is a warm loving pup, a steaming cup of joe, and a woman who doesn't mind smooching up a monstrous mouth with a talent for chowing down food and providing some unmentionable waist-down services. rough on thugs and gentle on the ladies, he's handy with a hammer, swift with a gun, and charming with a smile (if you can catch it!). a genuine heart who loves too much and will avenge you even beyond the grave, this rough road of a face makes for, not only a perfect soulmate for the lonely ladies, but also an ideal daddy for any kids looking to stamp in a thuggish but heartwarming parental figure into their lives.

( frank castle | 43 | male | wynonnasexual )

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[castle]

Yeah, I am. [ he raises his brow at her surprise, considering they'd quite literally arranged for this earlier and warned her just as she'd requested. the strap of tools slumps a little at his shoulder when he tilts his body a little, as if observing her, a subtle tinge of amusement in his eyes. ]

If you need to sneak in another doze, I can come back another time.

[ there's a partial lift of a smirk on his lips, his gaze lingering on the bits of hair on her head a little disorderly, giving away her secrets in how she's been keeping busy. ]

[earps]

Right, sorry, I just — must have lost track of time.

[ she's feeling pretty bleary, blinking a few times to try and bring the rest of the world back into focus, but remains hopelessly ignorant of the current slept-on state of her hair, hand slipping down from its place against the side of her neck before she steps to one side to afford him a wide enough berth for entry.

at the very least, he'll be able to get a firsthand look at exactly the level of shithouse she's having to deal with; if it wasn't the sink, she knows beyond a shadow of a doubt it'd be something else falling apart on her. it'll probably happen right after he leaves, for added irony. ]

So, be honest: how hopeless a situation am I dealing with here?