𝑑𝑢𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

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[milano]

[ well, that is not a number that he is familiar with. so, someone random had gotten his beautiful picture of celery. okay, time to play it off. ]

celery.
it's good for you.
eat up, yum yum.

[castle]

[ jesus christ. ]

who are you
veggie patrol?

[milano]

[ language! ]

celery cops, actually.
here to make sure the vegetable isn't slandered.
i'm feeling a distinct lack of love for my picture.

[castle]

can't tell if it's an advertisement or a threat

[milano]

both.
i'm multi talented.
and really like celery.

[castle]

you doing this door to door health alert to everybody?

[ because why the hell would he be the only one getting it? ]

[milano]

no.
i singled you out.

[ you got poe's sloppy seconds. ]

i thought you would benefit the most.

[castle]

[ wow, he'd be so offended to be seconds.

or not. whatever. ]

oh yeah?
and what is it you even know about me?

[milano]

i know that your diet needs more celery.
got a little beer gut going on there.