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[ jesus christ. ]

who are you
veggie patrol?

[ language! ]

celery cops, actually.
here to make sure the vegetable isn't slandered.
i'm feeling a distinct lack of love for my picture.

Edited (formatting sdkfjdl) 2019-01-21 03:24 (UTC)

can't tell if it's an advertisement or a threat

both.
i'm multi talented.
and really like celery.

you doing this door to door health alert to everybody?

[ because why the hell would he be the only one getting it? ]

no.
i singled you out.

[ you got poe's sloppy seconds. ]

i thought you would benefit the most.

[ wow, he'd be so offended to be seconds.

or not. whatever. ]

oh yeah?
and what is it you even know about me?

i know that your diet needs more celery.
got a little beer gut going on there.