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THE PUNISHER β an asshole sub who isn't here to take any of your shit. i'm still pining for my dead wife and ain't interested in any teenage lovesick bullshit. i get blood on my hands easily and if you got a problem with that, then stay out of my way. the only doms i'm interested in is one i can trust with my loyalty and it's gonna be a bitch to get that out of me, so prepare to have some goddamn patience. if you offer some coffee, i might play nice. if you have a dog, i might play nicer. i don't respond to orders and i usually only stick to what benefits my own intentions and the safety of the people i care about. easiest way to get on my good side: don't be a dick human being. sex might happen if it's mutually beneficial, but my heart's not for sale.
and the "punisher" ain't some kinky title for some bdsm shit so don't get any weird ideas about that. i'm a fucking gentle lover.
oh we have one of those
welcome to coffee squad
we should have matching t-shirts
omg is that a donut icon
got my morning routine all mapped out
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what a good icon inventory βπ©
and that's not even the extent of the whiskey ones
i'll be getting wine icons soon to complete the circle
a perfect circle
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i stick to coffee most of the time
helps me keep more alert when the inevitable punches start flying