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[castle]

FRANK CASTLE

THE PUNISHER — an asshole sub who isn't here to take any of your shit. i'm still pining for my dead wife and ain't interested in any teenage lovesick bullshit. i get blood on my hands easily and if you got a problem with that, then stay out of my way. the only doms i'm interested in is one i can trust with my loyalty and it's gonna be a bitch to get that out of me, so prepare to have some goddamn patience. if you offer some coffee, i might play nice. if you have a dog, i might play nicer. i don't respond to orders and i usually only stick to what benefits my own intentions and the safety of the people i care about. easiest way to get on my good side: don't be a dick human being. sex might happen if it's mutually beneficial, but my heart's not for sale.

and the "punisher" ain't some kinky title for some bdsm shit so don't get any weird ideas about that. i'm a fucking gentle lover.

Basics

⤷ 35
⤷ submissive
⤷ mariasexual heterosexual
⤷ info
⤷ kinks

Comments

[castle]

( from here )

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glad to know that was your takeaway

[tracksuitninja]

Well I can't really relate to the rest.

Are you really the Punisher?

[castle]

says so on the tin right?

[tracksuitninja]

The tin said a lot of things. I'm just trying to figure out if you're from where I'm from is all.

[castle]

( from here )

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[ He's a professional endearer. ]

like to think i'm a class act with my standards

[monomachy]

Clearly. Well, I'm afraid I can only fulfill two of those three requirements right now, but the third will hopefully happen soon.

[castle]

doubt its the humanity
you seem like you got that one locked in alright

[castle]

( from here )

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think it's an insult to the dog to compare them to people
most people are shit

[earps]

Most people ARE shit.

You know what’s not shit, though? Whiskey.

match those icons

[castle]

you sound like a lady who knows her stuff

[castle]

( from here )

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you don't wanna ask that question, kid

[veneer]

Too late now.

[castle]

im not really here to share in an emotional pow wow

[castle]

( from here )

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not the kind of question most people have a preset answer for

[succubestie]

sounds complicated

look, i get that you don't know me, but if you're looking for something very uncomplicated, you should come see me after i open up my bar in the down.

you can even have a few drinks on me. or cups of coffee if what this says is accurate and you have a taste for that instead.

[castle]

i appreciate the offer ma'am

i don't mind sharing a few drinks but i don't want to mislead you
despite what the profile says based on whoever wrote it up
i'm not really looking for anything
uncomplicated or otherwise

im just trying to figure this place out right now

un: diversions

[cryfrustration]

Pretty sure there's not a damn thing in the world makes a heart worth selling anyway

[castle]

good to know youre up to date on your life lessons

[cryfrustration]

Oh yeah ditto
I mean you seem to have 'know thyself' down or is that just whoever wrote this
Would you have said things different?

un: azgeda

[haihefa]

[ not here for contracts, because they're both subs, and not here for sex, because he's straight. mainly just here because what the fuck is this write up, my dude? ]

You some kind of executioner?

[castle]

[ look, it wouldn't have been his choice of words. not all of it, anyway. ]

only to the people that deserve it

[haihefa]

[ "i'm a fucking gentle lover." jussayin. ]

Is that a regular station in your world? Who determines it?

text • un: eggsynjb

[muggsy]

i've got a dog
remember

( Because JB will have definitely come up on that haunted cruise. )

[castle]

[ oh no, not this kid. ]

unfortunately for me
theres too much about you im remembering

[muggsy]

u mean our tender n intimate bonding time
where u stuffed me into mesh boxers