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[castle]

FRANK CASTLE

THE PUNISHER — an asshole sub who isn't here to take any of your shit. i'm still pining for my dead wife and ain't interested in any teenage lovesick bullshit. i get blood on my hands easily and if you got a problem with that, then stay out of my way. the only doms i'm interested in is one i can trust with my loyalty and it's gonna be a bitch to get that out of me, so prepare to have some goddamn patience. if you offer some coffee, i might play nice. if you have a dog, i might play nicer. i don't respond to orders and i usually only stick to what benefits my own intentions and the safety of the people i care about. easiest way to get on my good side: don't be a dick human being. sex might happen if it's mutually beneficial, but my heart's not for sale.

and the "punisher" ain't some kinky title for some bdsm shit so don't get any weird ideas about that. i'm a fucking gentle lover.

Basics

⤷ 35
⤷ submissive
⤷ mariasexual heterosexual
⤷ info
⤷ kinks

Comments

[castle]

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think it's an insult to the dog to compare them to people
most people are shit

[earps]

Most people ARE shit.

You know what’s not shit, though? Whiskey.

match those icons

[castle]

you sound like a lady who knows her stuff

obvs

[earps]

If by "stuff" you mean "alcohol," then absolutely I do.

[castle]

guess you found an alternative on how to deal with this place's bullshit

she has so many of these

[earps]

Best coping mechanism I've found.

and he's got all the coffee

[castle]

think the only way i can cope is beating their asses in first

oh we have one of those

[earps]

Not a terrible route, but then you run the risk of getting punched in the face.

welcome to coffee squad

[castle]

yeah if i'm not getting punched in the face for something or another then i'm pretty sure i'm not doing my day right

we should have matching t-shirts

[earps]

Like breakfast? Can't start your day off without a cup of coffee and a deck to the jaw?

omg is that a donut icon

[castle]

look at you
got my morning routine all mapped out

🍩🍩🍩

[earps]

Call it a lucky guess.

what a good icon inventory ☕🍩

[castle]

sounds a bit like you know from experience

and that's not even the extent of the whiskey ones

[earps]

Mostly I tend to start my day with a coffee and a raging hangover, but it rates about the same on the pain scale.

i'll be getting wine icons soon to complete the circle

[castle]

you go looking for it or does it find you

a perfect circle

[earps]

Does anyone ever go looking for a hangover?

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[castle]

you'd be surprised

i stick to coffee most of the time
helps me keep more alert when the inevitable punches start flying