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THE PUNISHER β an asshole sub who isn't here to take any of your shit. i'm still pining for my dead wife and ain't interested in any teenage lovesick bullshit. i get blood on my hands easily and if you got a problem with that, then stay out of my way. the only doms i'm interested in is one i can trust with my loyalty and it's gonna be a bitch to get that out of me, so prepare to have some goddamn patience. if you offer some coffee, i might play nice. if you have a dog, i might play nicer. i don't respond to orders and i usually only stick to what benefits my own intentions and the safety of the people i care about. easiest way to get on my good side: don't be a dick human being. sex might happen if it's mutually beneficial, but my heart's not for sale.
and the "punisher" ain't some kinky title for some bdsm shit so don't get any weird ideas about that. i'm a fucking gentle lover.

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look, i get that you don't know me, but if you're looking for something very uncomplicated, you should come see me after i open up my bar in the down.
you can even have a few drinks on me. or cups of coffee if what this says is accurate and you have a taste for that instead.
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i don't mind sharing a few drinks but i don't want to mislead you
despite what the profile says based on whoever wrote it up
i'm not really looking for anything
uncomplicated or otherwise
im just trying to figure this place out right now
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i just don't want that three months to come around and have anyone scrambling only to end up in a bad situation.