𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

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text;

[earps]

Everything.

[ from the number of other occupants in that farmhouse to the exact relationship she has with one of them in particular. ]

Speaking of, it looks like you might have to agree to joint custody of Bogie. Waves is pretty excited.

text;

[castle]

everything

[ because he knows what that "everything" means and maybe it's a good thing he's still alive, which means he isn't getting his ass whipped by a protective little sister. ]

she never was just mine

[ she's officially bogie earp-castle on the birth certificate. ]

text;

[earps]

Well, I didn't give her a play-by-play of what we do in bed, if that's what you're asking.

[ so not everything-everything. just the parts that might be a teeny-tiny bit of a shock to babygirl earp. ]

Look on the bright side. At least now you've got one more person who can take her out in the morning.

text;

[castle]

i wasn't asking that

[ doN'T be gRoSS, that's too filthy for anyone's ears. ]

you're just saying that cause you means you can lay in bed longer without anyone bugging you

text;

[earps]

[ shE's NOt GroSs, yOu'RE GrosS. ]

So what if I am? I don't hear you complaining about it.

text;

[castle]

[ she can be plenty gross and she knows it. ]

only cause your damn snoring keeps you from hearing me when i'm the one already up in the morning

text;

[earps]

I do not snore.

I don't.

Wait, do I?

text;

[castle]

🤷

[ did he just. ]

text;

[earps]

Did you just

EMOJI me?

[ willingly? ]

text;

[castle]

who did what

[ don't play sTOOPID ]

text;

[earps]

I honestly can't decide if I'm proud or insulted.

[ because he never did give her a straight answer on the snoring. ]

text;

[castle]

💖

[ cue the distraction. ]

text;

[earps]

[ the one with sparkles, even. ]

I know what you're up to.

text;

[castle]

and what's that

[ he's innocent. ]

text;

[earps]

Whatever, you're lucky you're a total DILF.

[ that's right. she said it. ]

text;

[castle]

i don't remember what that means

[ LIAR ]

text;

[earps]

One, you’re full of it.

Two, you just want me to spell it out, don’t you?

text;

[castle]

i'm just looking for a refresher

text;

[earps]

What, you don’t already know you’re the D I’d L to F?

text;

[castle]

you're literally spelling it

text;

[earps]

I usually need a little more warning to work up to naughty texting, sheesh.

[ who is she kidding. ]

text;

[castle]

since when the hell do you do prep work for you to talk nasty

i know the mouth you got on you

[ in more ways than one, heh. ]

text;

[earps]

Foreplay is a thing, you know.

Oh, yeah? I think you like my mouth a little too.

text;

[castle]

never heard of it

[ asshole. ]

only when it misbehaves

text;

[earps]

That’s funny. You sure use it enough.

So you can cover it again?