𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

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[castle]

oh, kurt is?

[ what kind of practice is this? ]

[earps]

I swear he's half-acrobat or something. You saw that video. So yeah, I told him I wanted bendy lessons.

[ for reasons that she may or may not whip out to surprise later on. ]

[castle]

you can barely do stretches without whining about it

[ how the hell is she letting kurt train her in that when he can barely get her working out? ]

[earps]

I think you're exaggerating a little.

[ one of life's mysteries. ]

Maybe all I needed was some positive reinforcement.

[castle]

glad kurt could do that for you

[ he's not jealous. ]

[earps]

Well, you know what we haven't done yet?

Spread out a few mats in the barn so I can see exactly what you're made of, Castle.

[ she isn't doing this with kurt. ]

[castle]

i don't know that you could handle me

[ he sure wouldn't go easy on her. ]

[earps]

What makes you so sure you could handle me?

[ ya girl is scrappy, frank. ]

[castle]

i'm a bit of an expert in knowing just how you move

[earps]

Oh, I don't think you've seen all my moves yet.

[castle]

stashing some surprises?

[earps]

Can’t afford to lose my edge. Even against you.

[castle]

maybe there's some hope for you after all, earp

[earps]

In taking you down? Oh, I know there is.

[ someone sounds overconfident. ]

[castle]

wanna place a bet on that

[ a little bit. ]

[earps]

Make it more fun, you mean? Hell, yeah I do.

[ let's raise those stakes. ]

[castle]

if you lose

laundry on you
for a whole month

[earps]

[ ohhh, sir. ]

And if I win?

[castle]

tell me anything you want

[ anything. ]

[earps]

If you lose, spa day with me at the Red Sparrow. WITH mud baths.

[ never mind the fact that waverly might have already arranged it for her birthday before hell happened. ]

[castle]

[ wait — ]

what

[earps]

You know what I said, don't play.

[ not so interested in the bet now, are ya, harry? ]

[castle]

since when the hell you want to do spa shit

[earps]

Oh, I want to see YOU do spa shit. Big difference.

[castle]

what's appealing about wearing a robe and putting cucumbers in my eyes