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[ there's no message. there's just a deliciously crunchy, peanut buttery image sent to frank's phone. surely, this will be the sexiest thing frank receives for the entirety of his life. come on, look at that celery and revel in it.

image.jpg. ]

Edited 2019-01-21 02:29 (UTC)

[ this is the worst of them all. ]

fuck is this?

[ well, that is not a number that he is familiar with. so, someone random had gotten his beautiful picture of celery. okay, time to play it off. ]

celery.
it's good for you.
eat up, yum yum.

[ jesus christ. ]

who are you
veggie patrol?

[ language! ]

celery cops, actually.
here to make sure the vegetable isn't slandered.
i'm feeling a distinct lack of love for my picture.

Edited (formatting sdkfjdl) 2019-01-21 03:24 (UTC)

can't tell if it's an advertisement or a threat

both.
i'm multi talented.
and really like celery.

you doing this door to door health alert to everybody?

[ because why the hell would he be the only one getting it? ]

no.
i singled you out.

[ you got poe's sloppy seconds. ]

i thought you would benefit the most.

[ wow, he'd be so offended to be seconds.

or not. whatever. ]

oh yeah?
and what is it you even know about me?

i know that your diet needs more celery.
got a little beer gut going on there.

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