𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥.

[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

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[earps]

I see what you did there.

You don't think that's too beachy?

[castle]

just because it has sea in the name doesn't make it beachy

[earps]

Okay, okay. I'm giving a weak maybe.

As in, maybe I'll hold the bucket for you while you climb up on that ladder so I can enjoy the view from below.

[castle]

am i painting a house or putting a show

[earps]

Who says it can't be both?

[castle]

i ain't wearing tight jeans

[earps]

Because you're planning on wearing booty shorts?

[castle]

don't think those look good on my ass

[earps]

Then you haven't seen your ass lately.

[castle]

can't bend that way

[earps]

Lucky for you, I can. Well, I'm practicing. Kurt's going to teach me how.

[castle]

oh, kurt is?

[ what kind of practice is this? ]

[earps]

I swear he's half-acrobat or something. You saw that video. So yeah, I told him I wanted bendy lessons.

[ for reasons that she may or may not whip out to surprise later on. ]

[castle]

you can barely do stretches without whining about it

[ how the hell is she letting kurt train her in that when he can barely get her working out? ]

[earps]

I think you're exaggerating a little.

[ one of life's mysteries. ]

Maybe all I needed was some positive reinforcement.

[castle]

glad kurt could do that for you

[ he's not jealous. ]

[earps]

Well, you know what we haven't done yet?

Spread out a few mats in the barn so I can see exactly what you're made of, Castle.

[ she isn't doing this with kurt. ]

[castle]

i don't know that you could handle me

[ he sure wouldn't go easy on her. ]

[earps]

What makes you so sure you could handle me?

[ ya girl is scrappy, frank. ]

[castle]

i'm a bit of an expert in knowing just how you move

[earps]

Oh, I don't think you've seen all my moves yet.

[castle]

stashing some surprises?

[earps]

Can’t afford to lose my edge. Even against you.

[castle]

maybe there's some hope for you after all, earp

[earps]

In taking you down? Oh, I know there is.

[ someone sounds overconfident. ]