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[castle]

PETE CASTIGLIONE ∎ FRANK CASTLE ∎ text ∎ audio ∎ video ∎ action █ █

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[earps]

So I've been thinking. I know, I know. Dangerous, right? But just hear me out.

The farmhouse has been in that needs-a-fresh-coat-of-paint stage for a while. Like since the day I first woke up in it while.

What are your feelings on painting it an actual color and not more eggshell or vape cloud or whatever the hell else paints are named these days?

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[castle]

[ honestly, frank's always looking for something to keep himself busy. and for once, most appliances are in top shape without fixing needs. ]

not a bad thought

something subtle probably
soft blue maybe
even a faint green

[earps]

[ wait, is this actually him agreeing with her straight off the bat for a change? time to fix that. ]

Blue? Nah. This isn't the Enchantment Under the Sea dance, McFly.

I was actually picturing a good strong red.

[castle]

the fuck?

this ain't a slaughterhouse, earp

[ oh no, he used the e-word. ]

[earps]

Well, it should match the barn, right? Color coordination. Plus it'll hide any blood.

[ try to argue with that logic. ]

[castle]

that's not how that works

barn needs a repaint anyway

[earps]

When did you become King of Paint Mountain?

Okay fine, talk to me about this green idea.

[castle]

it's called having common sense

sea foam green
look that shit up

that's a house color

[earps]

I see what you did there.

You don't think that's too beachy?

[castle]

just because it has sea in the name doesn't make it beachy

[earps]

Okay, okay. I'm giving a weak maybe.

As in, maybe I'll hold the bucket for you while you climb up on that ladder so I can enjoy the view from below.

[castle]

am i painting a house or putting a show

[earps]

Who says it can't be both?

[castle]

i ain't wearing tight jeans

[earps]

Because you're planning on wearing booty shorts?

[castle]

don't think those look good on my ass

[earps]

Then you haven't seen your ass lately.

[castle]

can't bend that way

[earps]

Lucky for you, I can. Well, I'm practicing. Kurt's going to teach me how.

[castle]

oh, kurt is?

[ what kind of practice is this? ]

[earps]

I swear he's half-acrobat or something. You saw that video. So yeah, I told him I wanted bendy lessons.

[ for reasons that she may or may not whip out to surprise later on. ]

[castle]

you can barely do stretches without whining about it

[ how the hell is she letting kurt train her in that when he can barely get her working out? ]

[earps]

I think you're exaggerating a little.

[ one of life's mysteries. ]

Maybe all I needed was some positive reinforcement.

[castle]

glad kurt could do that for you

[ he's not jealous. ]

[earps]

Well, you know what we haven't done yet?

Spread out a few mats in the barn so I can see exactly what you're made of, Castle.

[ she isn't doing this with kurt. ]